S.S. Heidi Montag is Having Implants Removed
Tags: breast implants, breast reduction, Heidi Montag, life & style, photos, pictures, plastic surgery, reversal

Heidi Montag has decided to go under the knife for an eleventh cosmetic procedure, this time to remove the comically oversized breast implants she had bolted to her frame last year. The Daily Mail says:
‘I’m desperate to go back to normal,’ she confides to Life & Style. ‘I’m downgrading and going a little smaller, to a D or a double D.’
Heidi had the breast augmentation on November 20, her second such operation, shortly after the operation she said that she wanted to go still bigger to an H cup.
But now she’s changed her mind… [because] she is unable to hug her four dogs and is only able to wear special custom made clothing. ‘It’s impossible to work out with these boobs’ she says. ‘It’s heartbreaking. I can’t live an everyday life.’
Montag is currently shopping for a doctor in South America following the death of her last plastic surgeon Dr. Frank Ryan, who died in a car accident on August 17.
Having G-cup breasts must not actually be the fairytale the stars of “Cum-Guzzling Butt Whores” would have you believe. Just one more reason not to take life advice from someone with more than two X’s in their name, I guess.
And now for some good plastic surgery, as modeled by the lovely Dita von Teese in Russian FHM:






6 Comments, Comment or Ping
Roadside
Never has someone tried so desperately to be hot yet failed so miserably as Dita.
Aug 26th, 2010
cosmicslop
If you stop giving it coverage, it will soon vanish.
Aug 26th, 2010
spatz
i think that this whole thing was a publicity stunt from the start. get freakish plastic surgery that will give you 15 minutes of attention. when said attention starts to wain, get freakish plastic surgery “reversed” become the poster child for “natural beauty” thus gaining another 15 minutes. who knows what she will do next
Aug 26th, 2010
metrosexualism
What’s next? Katie Price extracted her wisdom tooth? Britney Spears finally decided to eat broccoli?
Some magazines are worth buying; others are meant to become instant recycled paper.
Aug 26th, 2010
chickboom
Her “career” is over for sure now. LOL
Aug 26th, 2010
Dr D
Actually she is planning an implant exchange.
Aug 26th, 2010
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