Aug 26, 20102

S.S. Amy Winehouse Needs to Poop

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I don’t know if Amy Winehouse is constipated or just trying to stave off a bout of explosive diarrhea from spraying out of her bottom. But what I DO know is that her ass should probably be measured with a protractor from here on out, because it makes a damn near perfect 45-degree angle. Isosceles triangles everywhere must be so jealous!

Amy outside a pub in Kentish Town; Britney Spears in a bikini in Hawaii. I figure one crazy bitch’s as good as another:

PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin Online

2 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Anony

    She did. It’s on her head.

    Aug 26th, 2010

  2. Roadside

    Trying to choose…. trying to choose… NEITHER.

    Aug 28th, 2010

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