Jennifer Aniston to Have Topless Threesome in Wanderlust
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Jennifer Aniston has finally figured out a way to make you interested in seeing her movies — and it’s not “replacing her with somebody else.” The Daily Mail says:
She is to star in the film Wanderlust, which calls for her to strip off for the first time in her acting career.
Aniston is looking to the Judd Apatow directed film to boost her flagging career.
The film is also likely to include several sex scenes as Aniston’s character sleeps with numerous men at a hippie commune where she is living with her husband, played by Paul Rudd.
Her character also indulges in threesome with two other women and takes drugs.
Nothing conjures up interest in a movie like full frontal nudity. And nothing conjures up a scribner elf like three drops of rain water collected during the waxing phase of the moon, a pinch of Mugwort and six chrysanthemum leaves stirred with a Yew branch at midnight on the first Saturday of the month. Hopefully he’ll want to write about Jennifer Aniston’s new movie when it comes out, because God knows I sure as hell won’t.
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Yep
Gotta be the most over hyped, overrated female on the fuckin planet. Seriously you take away the celebrity status and put in her everyday life and she’s a 5/10 at best.
gtfoh
Aug 27th, 2010
Anony
About time. When the still from the movie she did with Vince Vaughn was released that showed her nipplage–well, they were very nice.
Aug 27th, 2010
Karicita
If someone were to tell me that Paul Rudd was going to be in a movie called “Wanderlust,” I would look for the trailer or a synopsis of the film because I think Rudd is a pretty funny guy. However, since the movie has been linked to Jen Aniston…I’m not even interested. I’m even less interested now that I know she will be nude. Its just sad that now, after all this time, she has to show her body in order to sell tickets.
Aug 27th, 2010
Krapper
She looks absolutely fantastic in these photos. I came across a timeline pictorial biography of hers and she looked very different as a teenager with her parents vacationing in Greece. She had much more curlier hair and a rounder face. She also had big beautiful eyes, unlike the homewrecker skank jolie. Just see her hollywood transformation and see how much she has actually changed.
Aug 28th, 2010
al al
judd apatow is NOT directing. He is just producing.
David Waine (Role Models) is directing.
Aug 28th, 2010
barb
When a “star??????” has to resort to nudity in order to spark interest in their career, I think maybe it’s time for them to find another line of work. JA is a “one character” star….Friends was it….no matter what the name of the movie she is always “Rachel” and that will never change because she is not talented enough to portray another character. Unfortunate but true!
Aug 29th, 2010
Ernie
Nude, not nude not a problem here. Honestly, after the “Friends’ run, with plenty of bloused “nipplage” moments to her credit, Jennifer Aniston doesn’t need to do a nude scene (IMHO). The GQ related photos attached to this thread are nice, leave just a hint to be desired. Kinda like Barb said -we identify her with “Rachel”. For some of us, the photos give us that little taste, knowing that we can’t have the rest. Guess it just brings familiarity/memories to mind, but it’s an honest assessment for me.
Now, for her “Friends” castmates, Lisa Kudrow & Courtney Cox-Arquette on the other hand. . . there’s perhaps a need of a good nude scene.
Aug 29th, 2010
cowbulls
She looks great then but I didn’t recognize her without Gerald Butler’s finger up her posterior. It’s a well know fact that she will spread her legs or hit her knees for anyone that can help her career but she has been used like that so much she has no feelings.
The male writers on Friends used to brag about how Aniston would let them bang her if they’d give her a few extra lines per show or the best jokes. Go over to the Smoking Gun and check it out. It’s all in a lawsuit filed by a former female writer. Men use her for sexual release and run like their pants are on fire to get away from her. Jennifer must be really bad in bed. I also heard some columnist named Ian Halperin reported that she had a very bad female odor. Surely with her bank account she can find a cure for that condition.
Aug 31st, 2010
Elena
Frankly speaking I am quite dissapointed. I thought Jennifer Aniston is a little better and deeper than that.
She looks great for her age and is quite famous. Does everyone really need to have an image of a bad boy/girl to be really successful in this world? That is pathetic!
I have a body as great as hers, but don’t show it to the whole world to make some extra bucks.
May be it’s the economy we should blame on? Yeah, it’s tough all over the place now, even in Hollywood….
Sep 1st, 2010
De
Looking forward to seeing her tight body, cause thats all she is worth
Sep 11th, 2010
anon
Cowbulls: I just read the Smoking Gun archived lawsuit document from Amaani Lyle in 2002 and nowhere does it say anything you mentioned about Aniston. Those are writers talking BULL…..”I could have” “I would have” ……..IT’S ALL BIG MOUTHED JUNK WITH NO SUBSTANCE FROM CONCEITED HOLLYWOOD WRITERS. You are truly full of Bull !!!! You just made it all that insinuated gossip up for a cheap comment !!!!! Halperin is a joke. He knows nothing and his cryptic messages add up to NOTHING. The same as your lies. Seriously, clean your life out from junk, solve your substance abuse issues, be honest, learn some modesty, learn some maturity and people may respect you when you respect them.
Apr 17th, 2011
James
She’s a worthless cunt but she has a hot body and that’s all I care about.
Jan 31st, 2012
Gary
Jennifer Aniston is a great actress
Mar 30th, 2012
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