Lela Star forgot her shirt, but she remembered her dog collar and leash. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Warning: these kids’ mom gets off on giving fifth graders boners, and she could be at your kid’s school next. (The Dirty)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in a Betty Flinstone style minidress. Yabba dabba doo. (Moe Jackson)

Paris Hilton accidentally dumped the cocaine in the cop’s lap while looking for her lip gloss. I swear I’m not making this shit up. (Socialite Life)

The Saturdays in bikinis for your Monday. (GCeleb)

“City Island” is the sleeper indie hit of the year. (Pajiba)

Rachel Bilson on her knees in a bikini. Just like I always dreamed it would be. (Celeb Jihad)

Kate Moss’ nekkid pictures for Topshop get replaced with hotter, younger ass. Circle of life! (Jezebel)

Snooki’s boyfriend proposes… and then covers himself in Crisco for a magazine interview. (popbytes)

Gossip Girl’s Katie Cassidy flashes the goods! (Glamzilla)

Miley Cyrus as a porn star? Yep, never saw that coming. (CelebNewsWire)

Elisabetta Canalis makes my heart feel super happy. Or something like that. (UseMyComputer)

I never thought I’d see the day when I thought Bridget Marquardt would be the hottest half-nude Girl Next Door, but damn if she isn’t. (Hollywood Rag)

Victoria Silvstedt and her hideous fake tits go for a constitutional. (The Grumpiest)

Watch the Jimmy Fallon and Tina Fey “Born to Run” opening skit for the Emmys. (INF Daily)

Reese Witherspoon goes braless! (CityRag)

Britney Spears’ boyfriend is fucking ripped. (Bricks and Stones)