Quickies: Do They Wobble To and Fro
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Lady Gaga is terrified that cell phones will give her cancer, so she makes her assistant hold it for her. Really, would a cancerous growth on her head really be that big a deal? She could always glue glitter or feathers on it and make it part of her costume. (The Superficial)
Miranda Kerr is topless in 3D for Vogue Italy. It’s basically just like Avatar except this one will give you an erection. Unless you’re into blue monkey-kitties, then Avatar will do for you. (Celebslam)
Gail Porter strips for Now Magazine. Now Magazine is now responsible for blinding millions of people the world over. (Holy Moly!)
Taylor Lautner gets challenged to a push-up contest to settle a lawsuit. (Socialite Life)
Samantha Ronson’s bulldog kills a Maltese. No, I’m not talking about Samantha’s vagina. (Dlisted)
Jennifer Aniston gets burned by John Mayer, a “friend” (let’s call her “Jen”) claims that John Mayer was a dud in bed. (Celebitchy)
Jessica Alba is reportedly skipping the body doubles in her new flick, The Killer Inside Me. (CelebNewsWire)
Malin Akerman loveliness at the HBO Emmy Party. (Moe Jackson)
20 Celebrity Nipple Slips of the sea! (cityrag)
Anne Hathaway has 70′s mom hair. (The Blemish)
The Five Best and Worst Movies of the Summer. (Pajiba)
Jessica Biel in a weird old-lady-print dress. (UseMyComputer)
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