Salma Hayek Shows Her Boobs, We Can All Go Home Now

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It’s going to be a glorious day. How do I know? Well, thanks to my recent breakfast regimen of Colon Blow, I am finally regular after binging on Polish sausage and deep-fried Twinkies, I’ve been able to continue to steal bandwidth from my cardboard box house outside my neighbor’s house, and Salma Hayek’s boobs are as massively spectacular as ever. That, to me, dear friends, is a pretty damn good day.

Leaving Madeo’s in West Hollywood last night:

4 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Anony

    You took the easy way out–got pregnant by a billionaire–and you’re set for life. Who needs you anymore (unless you’re naked)?

  2. Syd

    Never thought I’d say this, but I’m kind of sick of seeing her tits on display.

  3. Yep

    ^^^^^ either you’re a girl or a homo. No other explaination for such an absurd comment.

  4. büyük meme videolari en guzel göğüsler..

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