Aug 31, 20102
Take a Retard for a Walk Day
Tags: eric johnson, Jessica Simpson, mini dress, no pants
Aw, how nice. This fine young man is doing his philanthropic part by escorting this obviously mentally-challenged young lady for an amble around the block. Eating glue all day long at the adult day care can really get boring. Poor simple-minded girl forgot her pants today–whoopsy! But she doesn’t mind. Just look at her vacuous expression. Let’s just leave the girl in peace. ‘Cause if you can’t tell by now, I’m all about being sensitive to retard’s feelings.
Okay, okay, Jessica Simpson might not be technically retarded, just like I might not technically be a fine writer. With Eric Johnson leading the way:







2 Comments, Comment or Ping
Syd
God, I hate her shoes.
Aug 31st, 2010
sonya
Ditto. Plus she’s committing a cardinal sin in my book–toe overhang!
Aug 31st, 2010
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