Paris Hilton Charged with Felony Cocaine Posession
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Paris Hilton is now staring down the barrel of one to four years in jail for felony possession of a controlled substance after being busted with cocaine last week. The District Attorney made it clear he was not interested in plea bargaining and wasted no time filing a case against her, setting her arraignment for October 27, apparently unfazed by her airtight alibi or her slew of star witnesses. Like Paris’ hair stylist (the gay poor man’s Fabio), who has come forward to testify that she did not “have time” for cocaine. A common lament among would-be drug users. If only there were more hours in the day! Radar Online says:
Paris Hilton’s hair stylist Michael Boychuck [says] that Hilton “wants everyone to know she does not do drugs and does not have time for that.
The cocaine they found did not belong to her. She would never do drugs or anything else for that matter to destroy what she’s worked so hard for.
I’ve known Paris for 18 years and can honestly say I’ve never seen her use drugs,” Boychuck continued.
I don’t think the lispy testimony of a celebrity hair stylist is gonna cut it. This is Vegas, not L.A. They don’t cotton to that “but I’m famous!” shit in Nevada. They might tell you “what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas” on the commercials, but they neglect to mention that staying might actually be in a 8 x 10 holding cell.
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
Anony
The public will complain if she gets probation. Law enforcement has been quick to show lately that the wealthy get the same treatment as the rest of us, even though we know that this isn’t true.
If she gets jail time–and they will press HARD that she does–it will be very interesting because she cried more than LoHo when going to jail and even tried to get out more than once. Her weak-as-shit excuses aren’t going to work–again.
She thinks the law doesn’t apply to her because no one says “no” to her.
The prosecution knows this.
That’s why she’ll do time.
Good!
Sep 1st, 2010
Jon
Hope they send her to prison for the maximum sentence. They would if she were a nobody.
Sep 1st, 2010
Open Mouth Jones
Jesus loves me, this I know,
because Paris Hilton got caught by the cops with blow~
C’mon now sing it with me.
Sep 2nd, 2010
Norml
Jesus hates you, he told the jews,
paris get’s off, because she blew dudes
Sep 23rd, 2010
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