Early screenings of Machete reveal Lindsay Lohan is nude for the entire movie. (Jezebel)

Only Katy Perry would think she could get away with wearing kittycat ears out in public. (INF Daily)

Michael Douglas reveals he has stage 4 cancer on Letterman last night. (Dlisted)

Candice Swanepoel takes her clothes off. I second the motion. (The Grumpiest)

Fergie finds a way to eliminate embarrassing on-stage accidents — the denim diaper! (Celebrity Odor)

Cheryl Tweedy’s official 2011 calendar will help you ring in the new year with one hand. (CelebJihad)

Ashton Kutcher responds to those cheating allegations with his attorney and his middle fingers. (Seriously? OMG)

Matthew McConaughey might be the only celebrity alive that looks better without all the photoshop. (Celebrity Smack)

Sephora dumps Kim Kardashian on her big fat ass! I’m sure she’ll land on her knees feet, though. (CelebSlam)

Pam from The Office actually looked kinda hot at the Emmy’s for once! Good on Jenna Fischer for getting a stylist. (Moe Jackson)

Jessica Alba in the world’s ugliest fucking dress. (Hollywood Rag)

Sean Penn is stuffing Charlize Theron! Blasphemy! (Celebitchy)

The Top Ten Naked and Knocked Up Chicks of All Time! Sorry, your mom didn’t make the list. (Mr. Skin)

When young suburban white girls go hardcore gangsta. (The Dirty)

Ever seen J-cup breasts? I have, and I kinda wish I hadn’t now. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Kate Hudson in late 80′s hair band makeup! (Socialite Life)