Quickies: Bitten and Bound
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Michael Lohan is opening a rehab center. Michael Lohan, whose claims to fame are “incarcerated drunk” and “the demon seed responsible for Lindsay Lohan.” (Gone-Hollywood)
Katy Perry puts the poke in polka dot. (INF Daily)
Sophie Turner’s got some serious ass. (Hollywood Rag)
Jesse James and Kat von D finally go public. (Socialite Life)
When did Lo Bosworth turn 45? (Moe Jackson)
Lady Gaga can now add “plagiarist” to her long list of accolades. (Allie is Wired)
AnnaLynne McCord does the wet leather look. (Bricks and Stones)
Steve Madden buys Betsey Johnson’s soul for 50 million dollars. (Jezebel)
Ha ha ha — Rachel Uchitel wipes the fuck out. (TMZ)
Anna Wintour hates Lady Gaga. I might just buy her elitist magazine now. (Holy Moly!)
Is Megan Fox secretly fucking Peter Noth? More importantly, who IS Peter Noth? (Dirty Rotten Whore)
The Ikki twins have some serious competition. (The Dirty)
The Hiroshima of Photobombs post: 237 for your mocking pleasure! (COED Magazine)
Zack Galifianakis between two ferns… and it gets even better. (Celebrity Odor)
Vanessa Hudgens exhibitionist bikini pics. (Celeb Jihad)
Robert Rodriguez bans Lindsay Lohan from doing any Machete interviews. (CityRag)
The Fifty Best and Worst Celebrity Beach Bodies! (popbytes)
It’s that guy from Friday Night Lights… and he’s naked! (omg blog)
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HOW CUM
White-hot wife bate delicious. How Michael Bay ever managed to fumble and lose that stunning talent, Megan Fox, from Transformers 3, boggles the gray cells. So what if she is a difficult diva? That is part and parcel of her allure. Transformers had Bumblebee, the most awesome Camero ever, it had Shia LaBeouf, a true master of his craft, and it had Megan Fox, a trifecta. Now it’s two out of three, and not necessarily the best two out of three.
Megan Fox was drop dead gorgeous in Jennifer’s Body, a vehicle by which she seemed to then animate her own sexiness into co-star Amanda Seyfried. Perhaps Amanda Seyfried was content as just another pretty actress, playing the delightful daughter in HBO’s Big Love, and various and sundry chic ficks like Mama Mia and Dear John. But her role in Chloe is galvanic, that film is distinctly film noir. This site has tantalized us with the promise of Amanda Seyfried in Little Red Riding Hood. Her rapid acting-ability growth process from film-to-film, is nothing less than meteoric. And in what might potentially be one of the deepest artistic social commentaries yet, casts Amamda Seyfried in the lead role in the upcoming I’m.mortal. And yet I just don’t think Amanda Seyfried would be what she is today, without having had her critical exposure to Megan Fox.
Sep 3rd, 2010
Anony
More importantly, Peter North is a porn star who shoots 20 feet of jism.
Sep 3rd, 2010
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