Sep 14, 201011

Lady Gaga’s Meat Dress Was Real. And Now It’s Rotten

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I mistakenly reported that Lady Gaga’s VMAs meat dress was a fake yesterday, because I naturally just assumed MTV hadn’t put listeria and e. coli on the guest list. Turns out her dress was made of real beef. About 25 pounds of it, to be exact. And just look at how pretty it looked just 24 hours later (click header for closeup)! The NY Daily News says:

Peter Cacioppo, head butcher at Ottomanelli Brothers on the upper East Side, wasn’t impressed with Gaga’s fleshy frock.

“There are no expensive cuts here, no real steaks,” he said. “The best you’ve got is the flank steak on top of her head.”

He said about 25 pounds of meat went into the carnivore couture.

“It ain’t refrigerated,” said Cacioppo. “It’s probably stinking bad. She’s in the lights: It’s cooking.”

But there was a good reason she exposed everyone to tapeworms, hookworms and various pathogenic bacteria — it’s because gay people can’t sacrifice themselves in the name of foreign oil interests:

Gaga said she wasn’t making a statement about vegetarians with her slaughterhouse chic. Instead, she explained it was about gay rights in the military… or something.

“If we don’t stand up for what we believe in and if we don’t fight for our rights, pretty soon we’re going to have as much rights as the meat on our own bones,” she said. “And I am not a piece of meat.”

Ooh, that’s really deep, isn’t it? I’m drowning in the sea of her metaphor, sinking into the beefy tide of her political statement. No, wait — that’s the Jim Beam. My mistake. Carry on!

“Beating your meat” never seemed so appealing:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

11 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. sonya

    I hate it when people in the entertainment industry try to make a political statement. She should stick to what does well–oh shit. Never mind.

    Sep 14th, 2010

  2. Jon

    The only political statement she made was the need for a better US education system.

    Sep 14th, 2010

  3. Anony

    Right now it probably smells like her vagina usually smells.

    Sep 14th, 2010

  4. Adolf

    I’m betting it smells wayyyyyy better than her vagina.

    Sep 15th, 2010

  5. wtf

    lady gaga please stop being a complete dick, maybe you should try making a statement about food waste and starving children in 3rd world countries eh?

    Oct 6th, 2010

  6. Elton Santulli

    extended daybook you’ve occupy

    Nov 8th, 2010

  7. pedorra

    vieja marrana!!!

    Sep 10th, 2011

  8. Jessica

    Why cant we all have political opinions? It’s called freedom of speech Sonya, she is a grown ass woman she can do what she wants. At least she isnt afraid to put herself out there and stand up for what she thinks is wrong. I love her for that. Why do all you people have to be soo damn ignorant?

    Oct 22nd, 2011

  9. Fakename

    Stop! You’re being ignorant! What the fuck are you Michael Jackson? She doesent have the courage to “stand up for what she believes in” she’s just a media whore who uses her money to fuel her eccentric asthetic

    Jan 15th, 2012

  10. nora ice cream

    Lady gaga was trying yo bring it out clearly that she is a devil worshiper’illuminati/i hope it wasnt human meat

    Apr 3rd, 2012

  11. nora ice cream

    We ar not afraid ov the devil the only name that was given power both in haven and on earth is JESUS.I STRONGLY BELIEVE IN HIM.’

    Apr 3rd, 2012

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