John Mayer announced he is officially through with microblogging as of Monday of this week. Just give me a mintue to stare soulfully out the window and ponder whether a life without John Mayer’s tweets is a life I want to live. Star Magazine says:

A spokeswoman for the 32-year-old pop singer says he has discontinued his Twitter account because his Battle Studies Tour is “now at a close.”

The songwriter said goodbye to his followers on Monday, leaving them with a cryptic, yet clever message: “What does this button do?”

The “Your Body Is a Wonderland” hit maker had amassed more than 3.7 million followers – making him the 11th largest Twitter profile overall, according to TwitterCounter – when he pulled the plug.

For the life of me, I do not understand the mass appeal of Twitter. It’s not just a generational thing, either. It’s just that I don’t give a fuck what you ate for breakfast. I also don’t give a fuck about your fantasy football picks, your commentary on last night’s Gossip Girl, or the pictures of your cat sleeping while you look on adoringly. It’s called shame, people. Some of you might want to start looking into it.

Hey, instead of looking at screen grabs of John Mayer’s old tweets, I thought you might want to look at Diora Baird in various states of undress. Just call it a hunch! (thumbs 1 and 3 NSFW):