Sep 16, 20101

I Swear! This Was an Accident!

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I haven’t seen this bad of acting since I came home and my ex was fist-deep into some slut’s poonany on our bed. He plastered on his best “concerned” face and said he lost his watch in there. When I asked him what he was doing to get his watch lost in there in the first place, he high-kicked out of the room lifting an imaginary hat, singing “Hello My Ragtime Gal”. Nice try, bub. Here’s Heidi Montag trying her best to look like she did not, in fact, yank down her own top.

Tons of pictures in Costa Rica, because paparazzi love a camera whore:

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  1. Kate

    After all the NIP/TUCKS she is still one UGLY LOSER!

    Sep 17th, 2010

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