Mel Gibson Vs. The Paparazzi

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Now it’s time to play, “Who’s the Bigger Douche?”. Everyone loves to hate paparazzi, so when one gets pitted against a creepily grinning Mel Gibson, it’s hard to know who to root for. Mel stops his car, gets out, and comes walking up to the pap’s car recording video with his phone. Mel and the pap go back and forth with each other, spouting gems like, “You got a lot of dialogue, don’t you?” “Oh I got everything up my sleeve, buddy, and I have a short-sleeve shirt on.” Zing! They stop just short of saying, “I know you are, but what am I?” It couldn’t get any gayer if both of them pulled out their penises and had a sword fight. Which, by the way Mel protests so loudly against gays, he might actually enjoy.

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