After first blatantly denying it, Lindsay Lohan finally fessed up to failing a court-ordered drug test less than three weeks after being released from rehab. Somebody fetch me some smelling salts while I fan myself in shock and disbelief. TMZ says:

Lindsay tested positive for cocaine last week. Sources connected with the case tell us Lindsay failed another test as well — we’re told it was not for cocaine, but they would not be more specific. The tests were both conducted within a short span of each other.

Lindsay could face 30 days behind bars for each failed drug test.”

But the important thing here is that Lindsay has learned her lesson. She tweeted late Friday night:

“Regrettably, I did in fact fail my most recent drug test.

Substance abuse is a disease, which unfortunately doesn’t go away over night. I am working hard to overcome it and am taking positive steps forward every day. I am testing every single day and doing what I must do to prevent any mishaps in the future.

So thankful for the support of my fans, loved ones and immediate family, who understand that i am trying hard, but also that I am a work in progress, just as anyone else. I am keeping my faith, and I am hopeful….Thank you all!!!

This was certainly a setback for me but I am taking responsibility for my actions and I’m prepared to face the consequences.”

Boy, she has fucked up royally here. There’s no excuses, no conspiracies, no missing passports to shoulder the blame this time. Waving her hand in front of the judge while saying “These aren’t the droids you’re looking for… move along” is really the only chance she’s got.

Many a celebrity wild child have had stints at a teen rehab for drug abuse, but some suffer a relapse shortly after getting out of it.

Because if there’s one thing a girl half a mil in credit card debt needs, it’s a Porsche:

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