Sep 20, 20103
Paris Hilton Pleads Guilty to Drug, Lying Charges
Tags: cocaine, drug charges, Felony, Paris Hilton, plead guilty, possession
Paris Hilton plead guilty to misdemeanor drug possession today in order to avoid jail time stemming from her August arrest in Las Vegas. According to TMZ:
In exchange she must pay $2,000 in fines, complete 200 hours of community service and complete an “intensive” substance abuse program. She will also be on probation for one year.
The judge informed Paris that she has been given a one year suspended sentence — which means if she is arrested for anything other than a minor traffic violation, she will spend 1 year behind bars.
I thought Lady Justice was supposed to carry a sword. Apparently if you’re a celebrity, it’s really more of a rubber dildo. And she’s not so much wielding it as she is shoving it in her own ass and crying.
3 Comments, Comment or Ping
Anony
She’ll interpret those 200 hours to mean “five weeks of promoting my perfume line.”
Good luck getting her to pick up garbage.
Sep 20th, 2010
elmo smidlap
Paris should give up the hard stuff and just stick with alcohol and medical marijuana. She won’t like doing real time like 5 years or so. I know i didn’t. Travel safer with stashitwear.
Sep 21st, 2010
Norml
Make celebs pay and let the general public get off of FELONY drug charges….crimes against humanity continue.
Sep 23rd, 2010
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