The Situation Sucked on DWTS

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With only five days to practice after shooting for the third season of Jersey Shore wrapped, The Situation tied for last place on the Dancing With the Stars premiere last night. According to Us Magazine:

The Situation said [before the show], “I am most worried about not being prepared for my first dance.”

And he wasn’t.

Of his cha cha, judge Len Goodman said, “It lacked polish. You’ve got the guns, but not the ammunition. Better luck next week.” Bruno Tonioli told him, “You’re gonna look like a jackass if you carry on like that… you have to take this seriously.”

He and partner Karina Smirnoff walked away with 15 out of 30, tying Margaret Cho and David Hasselhoff for the lowest score of the night.

I don’t think telling The Situation that he’s gonna “look like a jackass” if he keeps it up is gonna light any kind of fire underneath him. He’s already made millions by looking like a jackass on Jersey Shore, and said jackassery is what landed him on DWTS in the first place. That’s like trying to threaten Britney Spears with a pound of bacon and one of those nut-covered cheese logs.

The Situation, Audrina Patridge, and Sarah Palin (Hasselhoff after the jump):

PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin Online

6 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Jon

    That’s Bristol Palin not Sarah ;-)

    Either way though, great legs.

  2. conk

    Lame, that guy is the pure definition of a worthless douchebag.

  3. sonya

    A turd twirling in the toilet has more finesse than that idiot.

  4. John

    Hey, how about you don’t have the video start playing on its own, so when people are at work, they don’t have to scramble for the mute button while we’re not working and reading your site. Every other website gives you the OPTION of watching, not just start on it’s own. Thanks and go fuck yourself.

  5. Slick

    “Mama told me not to cum!”

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