Spencer Pratt Shaves His Beard: The Video
Tags: beard, Heidi Montag, shave, Spencer Pratt, video, youtube
Professional maggot Spencer Pratt has created his own You Tube channel in an attempt to maintain his current dingleberry status deep within the ass crack of Hollywood. The Daily Mail says:
Hills star Spencer Pratt finally shaved off the hideous beard he has been growing over the past few months [in a video clip he posted on YouTube].
Pratt marked the ‘special day’ by having an assistant use a knife to chop off his ‘flesh-colored beard’.
He couldn’t film a more conventional method because shaving cream and razor blade brands didn’t want to have their products featured with him, as he reveals in the footage. The video shows his assistant wielding the knife in slasher movements with fake blood squirting all over.
It ends with Spencer laying on the ground pretending to pass out with the bloodied knife by his side.
Spencer Pratt has all the charm and dignity of a full-blown urinary tract infection. It’s one of those things that nobody wants, and the sooner they go away, the better.
Click the puppies if you want to see the Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum playing reconciliatory kissy-kissy goo-goo on the beach yesterday, because I sure as hell don’t:
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sonya
I’ll stick with the puppies, thank you very much.
Sep 23rd, 2010
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