Ashton Kutcher’s Mistress is Nekkid

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The woman who claims to have had a one-night affair with a very married Ashton Kutcher has a well-documented history of whoredom, as evidenced by the naked pictures of her that surfaced online yesterday. Radar Online says:

The provocative photos leave little to the imagination and expose 21-year-old [Brittney Jones] in various positions on the floor and in the bed.

While Kutcher and wife Demi Moore put on a united front, those close to the mistress say… [that] the allegations [against him] are true.

And a source close to the situation confirms that Kutcher had strayed… [but added], “It was [only] a one-night stand.”

Seriously, am I the only person in the world who doesn’t have a cache of naked pictures of themselves on their computer? What the hell is wrong with these people? What if the only pictures you’ll find on my hard drive are of my pet mice in little pioneer dresses and pig-tailed bonnets peeking through the windows of their built-to-scale log cabin as part of my “Little Mouse on the Prairie” commemorative series? I suppose that make would make me the weirdo here, right? See, it just sounds ridiculous when you really stop and think about it.

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PHOTO SOURCE: Radar Online, Egotastic

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  1. loyalroyal

    second pic in, back shot… literally… what’s all over her back!

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