It seems parents weren’t happy about Katy Perry’s choice of attire for a Seasame Street cameo in which she chased Elmo to a child-friendly version of her shit hit song “Hot N Cold” and generally looked like an idiot. The Daily Mail says:

The song – which was supposed to air on New Year’s Eve – made its way to YouTube on Monday, [but] after some parents started complaining her cleavage was rather too prominent, producers have decided not to air the song.

Despite Katy’s chest being concealed by a flesh-colored mesh, some of the commenter were outraged.

One commenter wrote: ‘You can practically see her [tits]. That’s some wonderful children’s programming.”

While another wrote: ‘They’re gonna have to rename it cleavage avenue.’

Because if there’s one thing responsible for poisoning our children today, it’s cleavage. Boobs are by their very nature evil. It’s important to teach your kids that young. How else will they ever figure out that sex is inherently dirty and that sexual pleasure should always denote shame and guilt? It’s not like everyone can be born Catholic, you know!

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Kelly Ripa, AnnaLynne McCord, and Kristen Chenoweth at the Second Annual High-Heel-a-Thon yesterday, for whom cleavage is not a problem:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures