Kim Kardashian is Naked in W Magazine’s Art Issue

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Silver is currently $23 an ounce, so by my calculations, that’s nearly $28,000 worth of silver on Kim Kardashian’s ass alone. Pretty pricey. W Magazine should have saved themselves some money and just hosed her down with pee instead. I’ve got a couple of mayonnaise jars full of the stuff that I’d be willing to part with for twenty bucks. Apparently there is no exchange-traded fund for urine. Never trust an investment broker who lives in a cardboard box and accepts payment in Boone’s Farm and Camel Lights.

3 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. If I had one word to describe Kim’s booty it would be E-P-I-C!!! Just a true work of art. Plus she’s got some nice tata’s too. It’s a shame that she’s slept with everyone except the pope. I guess on the bright side it means that everyone has a chance.

  2. snapnhiss

    Wow, really?!? I think her ass is kind of grotesque.

  3. Ukulelemike

    Ah, so you prefer those women with the little boy butts, all flat and narrow? No shape?

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