Because it’s like 500 pictures of Scarlett Johansson. (UseMyComputer)

Hilary Duff is a novelist now. Pardon me while I go eat my fucking English degree. (popbytes)

If you’re a die-hard Harry Potter fan… you’re probably a huge dork. Anyway, here are some new posters. (Socialite Life)

WTF happened to Sophia Loren’s face?! (Holy Moly!)

Sex, lies, and videogames. Now that’s a wonderful cocktail. (Glitchoris)

VS model Candice Swanepoel + bikini + St. Barts. I’ll let you do the math on this one. (Moe Jackson)

Kate Beckinsale’s ass is perfect: see Exhibits A, B, C, D, E, F… (G Celeb)

Kelsey Grammar’s homewrecking mistress had a miscarriage. I’d say something about a vengeful God and Old Testament righteousness, but it just feels a little too soon. (CelebNewsWire)

Jennifer Aniston does naked yoga in front of the help. I sometimes eat hot dogs naked, and I am the help. See how we’re all connected in the great circle of life? (CelebSlam)

Ben Harper is obviously divorcing Laura Dern because of her flabby old-lady bingo wings. (INF Daily)

I will NEVER understand the Japanese. Ever. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Meet the new anthem for dirty urchins everywhere. (The Dirty)

David Arquette says he hadn’t had sex in months… except for that one chick he just banged last week. (The Blemish)

The Situation sucks at everything except spray-tanning and being a douche. (Anything Hollywood)

Jim Carrey rebounds with a sexy brunette. (Gone Hollywood)

Coco’s House of Hooker Heels! I know I’d shop there. (CityRag)

If you want two hours of platitudes, overacting, contrived obstacles, and the need to paint every skeptical character as a heinous dream-killing villain, then look no further than Diane Lane’s latest craptacular movie! (Pajiba)