Kate Hudson looks like absolute shit at the Elle’s Women in Hollywood Tribute. (Moe Jackson)

Oksana Grigorieva’s bodyguard claims he was givin’ her a little of the boner toner while he was in her employ. (Gone Hollywood)

Jenna Jameson… on Broadway? “The Great White Way” just got a whole new disgusting meaning. (The Blemish)

JWoww turns down half a mil to pose for Playboy. W. T. F?!!! (CelebSlam)

Correction: Kim Kardashian is boning Kanye West. Now that makes a little more sense. (Celebitchy)

That dude from Depeche Mode has a huuuuuge organ. (Agent Bedhead)

Deanna Favre finally speaks about Brett’s wiener pictures on Good Morning America. (Jezebel)

Jean Claude Van Damme had a heart attack! (Holy Moly!)

Suri Cruise’s Halloween costume cost five times more than my first car. (Socialite Life)

Jessica Alba in Russian Marie Claire. (G Celeb)

The San Francisco Giants Implanted Panda Chick has been identified! And thankfully, it’s not my mom. (Busted Coverage)

German man assaults cop with a dildo: the oh-so-entertaining video. (The Dirty)

Can boobs be too big? Why, yes! Yes, they can. Ugh. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Nicole Scherzinger BEFORE the shitty breast implants. (UseMyComputer)

Angelina Jolie might be pregnant again! Or maybe she just had two extra bean sprouts at dinner. Tough call this early in the game. (Anything Hollywood)

Adriana Lima showcases the goods in a $2 million Victoria’s Secret Bombshell Fantasy bra. (Moe Jackson)