Christina Aguilera is “As Horny as a College Freshman”

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Now that she’s divorced, Christina Aguilera wasted no time getting her lesbian freak on with Lindsay Lohan’s ex-girlfriend, Samantha Ronson. But wait — it gets even ewww-ier! Nine MSN says:

Samantha’s music producer, Marlon David, got all the gossip on Sam’s orange-est lover – and told UK tabloid The Sun.

“Sam said she had a threesome with Xtina in Mexico last month, that’s when she realized she was a ‘hot piece of ass.’ Sam said Xtina is ‘horny as a college freshman.’”

He also said XTina gave Sam a “Skype peep show.”

W. T. F?! Samantha Ronson looks like the cadaver of a meth addict who died after an extensive battle with AIDS-related Kaposi sarcoma. Maybe Christina just wanted to see what it was like to punch her way out of a grave and eat people’s brains without fear of being judged. I’m sure undead zombie lovers are very understanding that way.

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  1. Anony

    Watching those two go at it would….be nauseating.

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