Ke$ha Might Have a Penis

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I’m not going to come right out and say that Ke$ha has a penis, but you could totally camp out under that tent she’s pitching there. And it would sure explain what’s wrong with her face. I always thought she was the victim of some evil Hasbro experiment that fused Mr. Potato Head parts on a human, but her being a man makes a lot more sense when you think about it. Besides, if anyone’s gonna do evil experiments on humans with children’s toys, it’s Playskool. Everybody knows that.

Shooting “We R Who We R” in L.A. yesterday:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

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  2. conk

    Ewwwwww…this does explain a lot about this talentless, homeless looking crackhead hooker.

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