Jordana Brewster in a Bikini

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“Fast and the Furious” star Jordana Brewster is in Rio shooting “Fast Five,” which — as the similar alliteration would suggest — is part of the same terrible F&F franchise. Even though she looks terrific in a bikini, I’d still rather gargle fire ants and broken glass than watch any of those godawful movies. They’re unbearable. I’m sure there’s big money to be made from catering to the douchebag demographic, but there’s probably big money in the fecophilia and pedophilia market, too. If we don’t draw the line, who will?

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

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