Scarlett Johansson is GQ’s Babe of the Year

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GQ attempts to keep up its facade as a heterosexual man’s magazine by naming Scarlett Johansson “Babe of the Year” in their December issue. But then of course they fag it up by saying:

“At 26, she remains fresh-faced, curious, trying on new moods and outlets of expression as easily as she changes her hair color. This is what we love about Scarlett: that she’s game, that she’s good, that she can try on all these guises without seeming to try too hard. And all the while still seem genuinely like the observant, inquisitive (and very cute) girl in transition we fell for in Lost in Translation.”

They blew it all with that last statement. I’m sorry — what heterosexual male went and saw “Lost in Translation?” Since when does exploring cultural dislocation and emotional estrangement equal boners? The only falling a straight man would do in that movie is asleep. Next time just say something about her boobs and then shut the hell up already.

3 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Anony

    Magazine cover of the year.
    Mr. Happy agrees with me.

  2. XYZ

    Ugly piggish face. I fail to understand her appeal, sorry. No makeup on her face and u wouldnt look 2wice at her.

  3. Jinxy

    She’s really beautiful, she’s also talented and appears to be rather normal. Considering she was a child actress she is an example of how you transition successfully and gracefully into an in-demand adult actress with a bright future ahead of her. If you can watch the movie The Island and not see how uniquely gorgeous she is, I feel sorry for you. She’s going to have a long career, with loads of success.

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