Britney Spears’ Parents Are Together Again

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After weathering eight years of divorce, a daughter’s nervous breakdown and teenage pregnancy, the parenting wonders known as Jamie and Lynne Spears have decided to reconcile. TMZ says:

Jamie and Lynne Spears — parents of one Britney Spears — [are] getting back together.

The couple divorced back in 2002 and though they are back together, we’re told there are no plans to re-marry as of now.

That’s just lovely. I’m sure somewhere bells sounded and a pair of white doves fluttered in silhouette against a Pacific sky. Right before they crapped on the hood of your car and were sucked into the engine of a 747.

Britney and beautiful hair in Santa Monica yesterday:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

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  1. Jinxy

    You know you’ve done a great job as a parent when your 25 year old still can’t brush her own hair before she leaves the house. Hey didn’t mama Spears write a book on raising healthy Christian children the right way, just before the younger one got pregnant at 16, and the older one lost her mind publicly a dozen times? Those Christians really have it all figured out don’t they? Off to Amazon to pick up that bible of child rearing!

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