Katy Perry Downsizes Her Breasts
Tags: boobs, breasts, divas salute the troops, downsize, Katy Perry, photoshop, pinup
The people responsible for propping up Capitol Records meat puppet Katy Perry demanded that her 34D breasts be photoshopped smaller in her promotional poster for Vh1′s “Divas Salute the Troops.” Because if there’s one complaint that advertisers routinely hear, it’s “Can’t we get rid of those huge boobs?” Us Magazine says:
Pop singer Katy Perry, 26, was photographed posing like a pinup girl.
“But her team thinks her boobs look too big,” the source says of the newlywed. “The ads are being redone!”
Indeed, on Wednesday, VH1 released the retouched promo shot featuring Perry’s downsized chest.
Why stop there? They could probably photoshop a mustache on her upper lip and a big scrotum bulge over her lady bits, too. With crackerjack ideas like these, the sky’s the limit!
In next month’s Haper’s Bazaar:
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Anony
This woman will never be famous for anything other than her breasts and her short marriage to Russell Brand.
Nov 18th, 2010
NeNe
She does look a heck of a lot classier like this. I guess she hasn’t realized yet that always showing your boobs off, doesn’t make you any sexier. In fact, it make you look like a trashy whore.
Nov 18th, 2010
HOW CUM
Funny how many futurists predicted that mankind would come to love its slavery and worship its slave owners. How telling that people willingly embrace asceticism and austerity. Like Wine, Women and Song are only privileges to be enjoyed by the elite. They have been repackaged as Sex, Drugs and Rock ‘n’ Roll. Sex and Drugs have been largely criminalized and Frank Zappa predicted they would eventually criminalize music too. While Frank Zappa was alive, he actively opposed attempts by people like Tipper Gore to do just that. Preachers have long condemned Rock ‘n’ Roll as the Devil’s music, with “It’s the beat!”. New York once passed laws against the public reading of poetry, to jazz music. Where would Rap music be today without resistance?
Rolling Stone Magazine has so far successfully kept Rock ‘n’ Roll from complete criminalization by also covering politics. Sex mags like Hustler, Penthouse and Playboy have long tried to fend off the creeping criminalization of sex, similarly covering politics as well,, but not as effectively. Sex has been dirtied through laws and government mind control.
Indirect criminalization of music is currently being effected through side channels via things like draconian penalties for “file sharing”, etc.
Katy Perry is delightful. It is wonderful how willing she is to display her sexuality. Government mind control is not easily going to make me see her in a dehumanized, denigrated, misogynistic manner, by stereotyping her with pejorative labels. She’s a sweetie.
Nov 18th, 2010
zoe
God she is a talentless fug and she is just eveywhere, I see her Jay Leno Man jaw and cakes and cakes and cakes and cakes of make up everywhere, not to mention her ghastly “music” and shrill voice that could smash glass.
Please vanish and take that loser psycho looking, unfunny greaseball with you.
Nov 18th, 2010
HOW CUM
The culture war, the wars on Sex, Drugs and Rock ‘n’ Roll, the dumbing down, the dive-and-conquer, the setting of groups upon groups, sects upon sects, regions upon regions, people upon people, the supplanting of sex in the movies and television with ultra-violence – the genesis of hate and mass psychosis – the rudiments of war – all this is for the express utility of deliberate and by design, mass distraction, while the Banksters and the Elites have looted the global economy – repeat, by design. That spells death. In that larger context, one might think of Katy Perry as representing those forces of Life itself.
In fact Desire, is a synonym for “conatus”, i.e., the very will to live.
Nov 18th, 2010
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