Pink Names Her Baby After Whiskey
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Move over, Apple Blythe Paltrow-Martin and Sparrow James Midnight Madden — there’s a new ridiculously-monikered celebrity baby on the block! The Daily Mail says:
[Pregnant singer Pink] has revealed she has picked out the name Jameson for a boy after her favorite whiskey.
She told Access Hollywood: “My dad’s name is James, and my brother’s name is Jason. [Carey and I] are both Irish, Carey’s middle name is Jason… and we like whiskey. That’s a no brainer.”
And while she isn’t certain of the baby’s sex, her doctor did accidentally hint that they might be having a girl.
I can’t believe more people haven’t taken to naming their offspring after hard liquors before. Black strippers might have a corner on the Tanqueray, Alizé and Cristal market, but the rest of the single-grain spirits are wide open for the taking. So for those of you out there in readerland who are expecting, I’ve made a list of the top ten whiskeys that would make a perfect name for your bundles-of-joy-to-be. Bottoms up, bitches!
TOP TEN WHISKEYS YOU COULD NAME YOUR CHILD AFTER
10. Canadian Mist
9. Buffalo Trace
8. Georgia Moon
7. Ezra Brooks
6. Chivas Regal
5. Templeton Rye
4. Johnnie Walker
3. Dixie Dew
2. Old Gristmill
1. Black Velvet Deluxe
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
Burt
You ignoramus JAMESON is a very nice name.
It sounds like the name of a very successful person.
Stop missing you morning meds. your acticle makes you look like the idiot you are.
Nov 30th, 2010
WTF
Jameson is the last name of Jenna Jameson, PORN STAR!!! Who by the way took for her favorite whiskey!!!! Wow so unique and deep these so called stars are are!!!!
Dec 1st, 2010
Anony
Jameson isn’t a bad name….but the reasons behind it, ugh.
You forgot on on your list: Keef Richard’s favorite, Rebel Yell.
Dec 1st, 2010
Chrys D.
Jameson sound like a cool name for a boy……….by the way you forgot Jack Daniels on your list
Dec 6th, 2010
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