Angelina Jolie is the Picture of Health

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There have been rumors going around for a while now that Angelina Jolie is suffering from anorexia, but I don’t believe it. I know for a fact she eats. Albeit mostly human brains and the occasional clump of dirt that winds up in her mouth when she’s clawing her way out of a grave, but still. Calories are calories, am I right?

In Paris yesterday:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

3 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Anony

    Anorexia? I thought it was years of off-and-on heroin addiction.

  2. HOW CUM

    A lot of people believe that she is trying to make the world a better place. I hope she’s ok.

  3. Magicat

    She looks cold and thin.
    And her hair’s transparent.
    She’s under pressure.
    What she should do is retire for a while and just eat the most delicious food that she’s been denying herself. Get out in the sun, get a tan, swim, have a laugh, put on weight and be a softer, warmer version of herself.
    Seems to me she’s slowly killing herself.

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