Miley Cyrus Nude Cell Phone Pics Leaked

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Miley Cyrus’ iPad and iPhone were stolen along with her purse last week, so it was just a matter of time before naked pictures of Hannah Montana found their way onto the interwebs. These were supposedly taken at the Westin Palace Hotel in Madrid earlier this year, right before she turned 18 (hence the censoring). True, you can’t see her whole face in the photo, but the girl has the same shitty hair extensions and the same ugly flannel shirt that Miley was photographed wearing in early November. Also, the rings and bracelets match up. And as for her tattoo, it’s a mirror shot, so you’re actually looking at her right breast, and the tattoo is under her left. My pipe and the Sherlock Holmes-style detective hat I’m wearing should assuage any of your doubts as to their authenticity. Elementary, my dear bitches!

UPDATE: Zack Taylor is now saying that they are fake and claiming that’s some British woman. I don’t know if I buy that, though.

29 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. HOW CUM

    I haven’t found the nudes of Miley either. Were it not for this site, I wouldn’t have nudes of Ashley Greene. If this site can’t locate the nudes, they are probably like a wet dream, they simply don’t survive the light of day. Gossip sites around the web are hinting that this is a potential scandal. Huh? If her purse was stolen, how could any taint attach to this?

    Anyway, when she’s naughty it only makes me want her more, like that birthday kiss photo. It is a massive turn-on when she’s being popular like that. Of course, I would love her even if she joined a nunnery.

  2. Anony

    Naked or clothed, Miley Montana whatever is about as sexy as a dead squirrel.

  3. HOW CUM

    One finds suspect, metrics of objectivity, from men who hate women here. It is not their fault. Lacking skills to seduce women, they foul the air.

    It is also not their fault when it is in the case of trolls, who lack love and only get attention by hurling aspersions. Ad hominem attacks on trolls only exacerbates the problem, as everybody wants to be shown some degree of human dignity, but any attention is better than no attention, so whatever seemingly works for them for attention, they tend to do more of it.

    It is also exculpatory, in that G.E. was one of the principal mind control agencies scientifically programming mass psychosis, largely through moral panic, i.e., constant droning messages of sexual repression, compulsory abstinence and alarms of ubiquitous and omnipresent sexual predators, secretly lurking everywhere. Billions of dollars were spent on that campaign. Nudity, sexuality and sensuality were displaced and supplanted with ultra-violence in the media in an ever-growing vicious circle and feedback loop. So it is not women-hater’s fault. They were brain-washed, psy-op’ed and mind-controlled. They simply think that those thoughts are their own.

    G.E. and others got paid in forms such as media consolidation. Or here’s another example, where they try to disguise the massive transfer of wealth to G.E. as ostensibly being “for nothing”. For nothing, yeah, right:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8vFbZ4J8kQ

  4. Protocount

    Miley Cyrus is a go damn whore. and wasnt she in a movie for kids? like for 7 years old or whatever she was voicing someone.

    hannah montana is BS and Disney is RETARDED and what else?
    oh yeah, she gave JB a BJ!! oh i forgot, that aint possible!!!!!

  5. HOW CUM

    Yes, Miley was in Big Fish 2003, alongside colossal actors and actresses and an even bigger director. And I agree, Disney was too formulaic in many HM episodes and so I often wouldn’t watch them.

    But I guess I’m just old school, and pay Omage to the one I love and feel sloppies a superlative.

  6. J

    LMFAO…her career is faltering and this lame attention whore knows this was the next step to make her still know, she is a talentless fug and has an ugly body.

  7. J

    I’d probably bang her senseless if I was out of my mind drunk though.

  8. HOW CUM

    The best compliment is, “And a good time was had by all.”

  9. lalala23

    this is fake, you cant even see her face

  10. dfghfdh

    She might be stupid, but not stupid enough to show her face: Of course she will only take pictures showing the body but not the face. Everyone does it like that…those who take nude pictures and those who know that there might be some change of those pictures to leak. But we gotta see that uncensored picture too :?

  11. mikey

    this is either fake or she was under 18 she has a tatoo under one of her tits

  12. Sammie

    That doesn’t lappear to be miley that chick looks like shes 20 summtin to me. If it is miley let that bitch breath *Jay-z voice* fuckin ppl r gonna make these celebs kill themselves being famous used to seem like it was cool now idk poor them lol

  13. wow she looks cute! wish I looked like her. love the snow on this site btw!

  14. hillarie

    miley stop being such a b**** and a f****.ur parents spoil u a lot and u think its good

  15. hillarie

    mary stop being such a f*** up for miley and all u other miley lovers

  16. hillarie

    u pple should show mileys face if its really her.and if its her,dont be afraid to show it.she aint gonna hurt ya

  17. wtf is up with this shit damn

  18. wow icb she would do tat. she is looking 4 a d*** in her a** mayb a big 1.

  19. who gives a shit!!!!! honestly

  20. i seen nicer tits on a wart hog!!!!

  21. Stephen

    Again where do all of you that talk shit about her really think that just because she is employeed by Disney and is on a kids show that shes mother Teresa ? She a teenager doing what every damn teenager on earth is doing.No where did she ever claim to be a role model or the such and if your letting your kids role model be a character in a television show meant for entertainmnet then your failing as a parent because you as the parent should be the one to set good examples for your kids.Instead you put them in front of a Tv so you dont have to interact with them.Leave the girl be and stop being jealous that shes half your age or more and has already made more cash thatn you could imagine and leads a life that you kill for.

  22. omar

    haha

  23. Rachel

    To all those saying that all teenagers do this, I have to say I have never taken pictures like that of myself or anyone, nor do I know anyone who has. And yes, I am a teenager. I’m 15. I know it’s their life, but really, they should put those pictures where they can’t be found, not leave them on an iPad or a phone that anyone could take.

  24. Stever

    Nice photos Miley is just so sexy. If you are a guy and don’t think she is hot you are just plain gay.

  25. Karmyn

    Hey why does your dad let you ware that stuff
    On stage??? You r my rollmodel!!! Call me 5417546874

  26. TreyTheTruth

    Fuck all you haters who thinks she’s suppose to be perfect. WOW!she’s taking pictures of herself while every other teenager is out getting pregnant.Oh yeah these pictures are obviously fake.Why else wouldn’t the person be showing their face?And to all the people saying she’s too smart for that trying to convince people otherwise look at Vanessa Hudgens.

  27. leslie

    stephen and treythetruth are totally correct. and rachel, its not mileys fault your a teenager with no life…im just kidding! its good that you dont do those things but just because you dont doesnt mean others dont too. youre not everyone.

  28. Haley

    i wanna see her pussy! i wanna lick it and i wanna lick her anus.. and i wanna touch her boobies! they must be squishy

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