Dec 6, 20103

Chelsea Handler Calls Angelina Jolie the C-Word

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Jennifer Aniston has found a new BFF in “Chelsea Lately” host Chelsea Handler (they spent Thanksgiving together in Cabo), which might explain the dog-cussing Chelsea gave Angelina Jolie during her standup show in Jersey this weekend. The Daily Mail says:

The comedian launched a foul-mouthed tirade against Brad Pitt’s partner during a stand-up show.

‘She’s a homewrecker, she is,’ the 35-year-old said.

‘She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants to,’ she said of the actress, who has three adopted children. ‘You’re a fucking bitch!’

‘She gives interviews, “I don’t have a lot of female friends.” You don’t have a lot of female friends because you’re a fucking cunt.”

Or just maybe Angelina doesn’t have a lot of female friends because most females are catty and vindictive and need constant emotional coddling and attention. Or maybe it’s because most females are inherently threatened by anyone they perceive to be more attractive than they are and secretly try to sabotage them at every turn. It’s the same reason you wouldn’t befriend Benito Mussolini or the Taliban.

Jennifer in NYC for her new movie with Paul Rudd:

PHOTO CREDIT: Fame Pictures

3 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Anony

    What class, further exacerbated by banging Fitty Cent.
    Pimps up, hos down, beeyotch!

    Dec 6th, 2010

  2. Isabella

    Funny how this happens right after hanging out with Jenn for a week…and conveniently, right before Angelina’s new movie is about to start playing. Really, Chelsea and Jenn? It’s been five years, get out of the bitter barn, cows. Brad and Jenn were only married to each other for five years.

    Dec 6th, 2010

  3. diane

    great chelsea, you are the first who will open people’s eyes to this pr-addicted person, with magical cold look and ugly body…she is a monster, but she has power till people watch her stupid films…i hope the truth will come out and this time is coming…no more illusions

    Jan 22nd, 2011

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