Dec 7, 20105

Katy Perry is Boring in Maxim

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The only thing redeeming about Katy Perry is her tits, so it makes perfect sense that Maxim covered ‘em up in all but one photo in their January issue. God, Maxim sucks. If I wanted to see a bunch of frumpy one piece swimming suits, I’d hit the YMCA’s low-impact water aerobics class and yell that Matlock was passing out free Metamucil in the lobby.

5 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. FunMan

    She loooking cute. She provoking in chair photo

    Dec 7th, 2010

  2. J

    She is a highly over rated talentless fug, some people are just stupid and blind, how can they not see the CAKES and CAKES and CAKES of make up and the bug eyes and the large jaw?

    There are so many other pretty Women out there that actually have talent, why do so many guys waste their time on this waste of space?

    Dec 7th, 2010

  3. J

    Her pussy is most likely greasy and fishy too, after all she did marry that very unfunny Brand knob.

    Dec 7th, 2010

  4. HOW CUM

    Katy Perry has always done sexy as caricature, sort of like vinyl underwear. She plays her “boobs” almost like toy balloons, staying all “wholesome” and “pure”. I haven’t really seen her unmask her true sensuality, i.e., bare herself naked in vulnerability and hence expose herself to the full fusillade of derision which generally attends women who brave revealing themselves, naked, to the world, right down to their inner souls.

    But this recent layout is progress, this shows courage.

    Dec 7th, 2010

  5. J

    ^Lol are you drunk?

    Dec 8th, 2010

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