Christina Aguilera Leaked Nude Pics

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It was reported earlier this week that a couple of Germans had hacked their way into a ton of celebrity computers, which might explain the timely appearance of these mostly-nude pictures of Christina Aguilera. As for their authenticity, I did some research, and 1) that’s definitely Christina’s closet, 2) the tattoos match up, and 3) she was wearing that very same outfit in her “Not Myself Tonight” video. That’s about the time I realized I’d spent the last hour and a half scouring the internet for ways to prove it was really her, so I ran a hosepipe from the exhaust pipe of my car, put “Everybody Hurts” on repeat and laid back and waited for the carbon monoxide to kick in. I had a degree, you know!

4 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. J

    LOL is anyone else buying this “cellphones stolen” and ‘hacked into” trash?…t

    It doesn’t seem like coincidence when both Miley and Christina’s careers are faltering to me.

  2. Xtina looks better when she has more “meat”. She looks way too skinny in these pics.

  3. kenzie

    i cant believe that she whould acctrally do that

  4. christina must increase the siz eof her breast in such a way that her boobs chould bounce up and down while having sex

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