Dec 13, 20105

Miley Cyrus is Gonna Get Salvia Banned in California

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Ever since that video of Miley Cyrus hitting a bong full of salvia came out, it has resurrected government interest in banning the currently-legal herb in California. If not for any reason other than it turned Miley into even more of an annoying, braying ass than she already is. TMZ says:

Former CA State Assemblyman Anthony Adams tried to get salvia outlawed and classified as a Schedule I controlled substance [back in 2007] — the same as LSD and marijuana. When the bill was voted down, Adams settled for restrictions on selling salvia to minors. It is still legal in California for adults.

After seeing the video of Miley smoking the drug, Adams thinks this is the perfect time to bring back his failed bill: “It’s time for state and federal governments to renew their push toward an outright ban.”

[Salvia] is already illegal in 15 states.

I don’t think there’s any need to ban salvia now. The video of her smoking it is practically a “This is Your Brain on Drugs” commercial by itself. You half-expect her cerebral cortex to slide out of one of her ears and into a hot frying pan while she’s sitting there laughing like an idiot. I think I’ll stick to huffing furniture polish and hot glue guns, thank you very much.

God, she’s cool:

5 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Jeb

    Wow, some people are just way too bored, like politicians. Hey, lets get Miley to do some whip its and then we can sit back and laugh while they work hard to get whipping cream banned. Meanwhile, kids are sitting in classrooms bored all across the state. At least we have our priorities straight.

    Dec 13th, 2010

  2. Grantley

    So Miley isn’t allowed to do anything because someone may video tape it and it will have negative consequences… wow that must really suck! I feel for you Miley, all the closed minded sheep out there just won’t let you live your life will they?

    Dec 13th, 2010

  3. Daniel

    Miley is clearing smoking weed, saying she smoke salvia is just a way of avoiding legal troubles because the drug is legal.

    Dec 14th, 2010

  4. burner

    I can only imagine how more annoying she would be high, when will this fugly hillbilly trash just vanish?

    Dec 15th, 2010

  5. J.baby...

    wowwwwwwwww i luv her nd i can be mad at her coz she did the bongo or what she`s 18she can do what she want nd she don`t need to shine or something like that….THE LIFE IZ JUST 1 AND WE HAVE TO TRY ALWAYS SOMETHING NEW………..miley luv ya b*tch and u do not need to explaint them anything….

    Jan 19th, 2011

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