Lindsay Lohan was moved from the Betty Ford Clinic to one of their satellite houses last week after a string of disturbing phone calls and text messages from Sam Lutfi raised concerns for her safety. And of course, Lindsay promptly abused that bit of freedom by hosting a BYOB party with a couple of her roommates in said satellite house of safety. TMZ says:

The roommates were “drinking heavily” and somehow the Betty Ford people found out and busted them.

The roommates were moved back to the main facility at Betty Ford, which has more supervision.

As for Lindsay, there was no evidence she had been drinking, but Betty Ford officials decided Lindsay could not leave the area for Christmas. We’re also told Lindsay has gone back to the main Betty Ford facility for “intensive therapy.”

Sources connected with Lindsay are telling us she went out with two of her roommates the night of the party to a bar. However, again, we’re told there’s no evidence Lindsay was drinking.

So am I to glean that not holding someone accountable for their actions fails to change the offending behavior? Why, surely you jest! If I were wearing a monocle, it would have comically popped from my orbital ridge as I raised my eyebrows in disbelief, visibly aghast from the utter absurdity of such a statement! How dare you question the impunity of the California Legal System. How dare you, sir!

Megan Fox in a bikini, because she looks like this, not this:

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