Did missing Las Vegas showgirl Debbie Flores kidnap herself? (The Dirty)

Happy Thong Day from Coco and company! (Holy Moly)

Ryan Reynolds says Scarlett Johansson was mean to him while they were married. Scarlett was later quoted as saying, “If he weren’t such a tremendous pussy, I’d have been a little nicer.” (Celebitchy)

January Jones ought to get you all steamed up and ready for January. (GCeleb)

Until this gif, I’d almost forgotten what real boobs look like when they bounce. Memory recovered! Thanks, topless chick! (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Anna Kournikova flashes the vag… over and over again. Just tell your co-workers you’re carrying the family yule log home in your pants. (Celeb Jihad)

Cameron Diaz bikini pics. Because from far away, you can forget how unappealing her face really is. (The Grumpiest)

Lady Gaga gets groped by a fan in Paris and gets all huffy about it. Well, excuuuuuuse me! Maybe next time you should put on some goddamn pants if you don’t want people to grab your tits! (Celebs)

Pamela Anderson looks like she replaced her nose with a potato and her skin with the hide of a rhinoceros. (Moe Jackson)

Vintage Brad Pitt “21 Jumpstreet” cameo unearthed! (Socialite Life)

Tracy Morgan undergoes an emergency kidney transplant. But don’t worry, because NBC wants you to know that 30 Rock is gonna be okay! (The Blemish)

Heidi Klum looks like a drowned rat who forgot to put on her rat makeup. (Hollywood Rag)

Joe Jonas is going to make an honest beard out of Ashley Greene with a diamond ring! (INF Daily)

Ten Things We Want to Leave in 2010. I voted for Lindsay Lohan and silly bands. (College Candy)

50 Cent gets robbed… and then finds the thief swilling booze in his closet. Burglary FAIL! (Gone Hollywood)