Jennifer Aniston Fails at Selling Perfume, Too

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Jennifer Aniston’s new fragrance appears to be as captivating as her movie roles, as is evidenced by its stellar sales record. That’s my nice way of saying that it’s totally bombing. Hey, I’m still in the Christmas spirit. Digital Spy says,

Jennifer Aniston’s signature fragrance has reportedly suffered from poor sales since its launch.

Now reports that the actress’s lack of promotional work for The Debut has damaged the product’s chances.

An insider said: “Jen chose her perfume. But other than launching it at Harrods in London, she’s done no promotion.

“No-one knew where to find it and now everyone’s lost interest.”

No comment has been given by the scent’s producers, but the source commented: “They’re bound to be disappointed. They can’t figure out why no-one wants to smell like Jen.

“Marketing shows most people believe Jen smells ‘natural and clean’, which is the opposite of why you’d buy a perfume, so maybe that’s it.”

Or maybe the real reason is no one wants to shell out good money to smell like obsessed, bitter ex-wife. If they did, I’d already be bottling and selling it.

At the premiere of Dirt in Los Angeles:

2 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Anony

    She should name a perfume “Jennifer Aniston’s Failure.”

  2. Kate

    Wow, you’re SO cool.
    Never even smelled the perfume, have you?
    Well, I have. And I must admit it’s great. Never been a great fan as regards her movie, though.
    But the fragrance is great.
    Splendid job!

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