Jan 5, 20116

Kim Kardashian’s New Song Sucks Hard

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I’m a little tardy to the party on this one thanks to those server issues we had last week, but Kim Kardashian debuted her new single and a head full of cornrows New Year’s Eve at Tao, and I’d be failing you as a celebrity gossip blogger and a person not to post it for your amusement. Yahoo says:

The reality bombshell sported the [cornrow] braids for the music video for her first-ever single, which she debuted at Tao nightclub in Vegas on New Year’s Eve.

As for the song? Hmmmmm. Let’s just say that Paris Hilton’s past musical attempt (“Stars Are Blind”) is somewhat catchier, if no less Auto-tuned.

I can’t think of anything more insulting than having your new single deemed a second-rate Paris Hilton song. I was gonna say something like, “Kim should be glad her real dad’s dead, because he would have died of sheer embarrassment after hearing that piece of shit,” but it just didn’t seem as vicious and mean-spiritied. I tip my hat to you, Yahoo!

Because there’s nothing sexier than visible scalp:

PHOTO CREDIT: Fame Pictures

6 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. burner

    All I can say is…only in America would such a lame, plastic, fake and nasty talentless cunt get a recording deal when she can’t sing.

    Jan 5th, 2011

  2. sonya

    Those braids make her look like Predator.

    Jan 5th, 2011

  3. ms.wheres the REAL music?

    kim kardashian need to sit her rachid ass down. i mean damn dont u have enuough goin on right now and dont u have enough money by now… we are sooo sick of u and ur appearances EVERYWHERE u talentless attention whore!!

    Mar 4th, 2011

  4. NancyH

    How many REALLY TALENTED people out there who’d love this opportunity, but who does it go to? This useless trash bag with zero talent, but who has a relentless pimp (called mom) and a huge PR team with the push of Ryan Seacrest (keeping his investment going) — and the luck of getting Dream to produce this demo (god only knows what went down to make them do it). The end result is pure, unadulterated CRAP!!!

    Hopefully, saner heads will prevail when they (hopefully a rumor) really start casting for the Gotti movie. If she gets that part, you will see a tsunami of BAD, BAD press!!

    Seacrest hold onto your ass…

    Mar 4th, 2011

  5. trueL

    what is this chlorbag famous for again?

    Mar 5th, 2011

  6. Nimi

    Perhaps it isn’t Kim’s fault at all, I blame it on “The Dream” the person who produced this travesty. Although The Dream has some solid credits producing tracks like Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” and Riahanna’s “Umbrella”, money must have been tight for him lately and he set his sights on the Kardashian green machine.
    Here’s how I imagined it went: He gets Ms. Kim Kardashian alone for some drinks and strokes her ego, telling her “I bet you can sing, I just got that vibe from you”. He convinces her to meet him at the studio and lay something down. She sings for him and he knows his pet pittbull could bark a tune better than she sings one but he keeps his eye on the prize. He really lays it on thick and promises her she could be the next Britney Spears. 2 weeks later he sends her a bill for their first session together and the pain in his head from recording her vocals is easily soothed.
    Kim Kardashian could have paid someone to sing for her and it would have been cheaper than paying an engineer to auto-tune every note she sang.

    Mar 9th, 2011

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