Jan 10, 20111

Snooki Turns into 65-Year Old

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What the overly-tanned hell is this? At first glance I thought this was Joan Collins caught in dark lighting or something. But it turns out to be Snooki looking like a goddammed Disney villain. I can only hope that develops hemophilia and pricks her finger on a stray thorn in that bouquet and bleeds to death. I’ve never even seen that show and I detest her. Can you imagine how much more I would hate her if I did? Coming back to the Joan Collins thing, I’d like to suggest a new show for her: Die-Nasty.

Her Royal Stumpiness at David Letterman (bet she bought herself the roses):

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  1. burner

    lol why is this gross, nasty, fat orange whale even famous?

    Oh I know some dumb Americans made her that way.

    Jan 10th, 2011

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