Kim Kardashian has vowed to take her Goliath ass off the dating market for 2011. I know, you’re really heartbroken about this, right? Digital Spy says,

Speaking to Entertainment Tonight, Kardashian explained that it’s already proving difficult to maintain her resolve and not date.

“It’s hard,” she said. “It really is hard when you meet great people, so I just try, still trying to stick to it, but it’s hard.”

The reality star went on to suggest that now that she is not in a long-term relationship fans will see another side of her personality on the new series Kourtney & Kim Take New York!.

She noted: “We were just saying how open I was on this season because I’ve been very closed off when it comes to relationships. At least you might think that you see a lot of me, but I really, you know, any time I’ve been in a relationship… it’s a little bit more difficult to show any part of my personal life, relationship life, on the show. You get bits and pieces, not enough.”

Oh, she’s a sly one, she is. She said she’s not going to date, but she doesn’t say anything about one-night-stands, and she definitely didn’t say anything about getting peed on. Don’t you try to take that away from her!  Golden showers is like mother’s milk to her. It’s all about the loopholes. She’s not a lawyer’s daughter for nothing.

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