Jan 13, 2011

Rumer Willis had to take her moon-face all the way to Indonesia to be named as “Hollywood’s Next Wave”. It’s too bad their Google translator didn’t work right. They were really going for “Hollywood’s Next Pigskin” in reference to her football-shaped head.
Square jaws are so now:
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anony
Sometimes beautiful people–like Bruce and Demi–don’t make pretty offspring. All three of their kids are…not attractive.
More often you get a Michael and Dina, who only make pretty people.
Jan 13th, 2011
XYZ
I think Bruce Willis mated with a rugby balloon => Rumer Willis.
Jan 13th, 2011
anony
I misread what you wrote as “ugly baboon.”
We could both be right.
Jan 13th, 2011
nonW00t
LMAO Well she would be good enough for porn. Maybe.
Jan 15th, 2011
Trina
It’s not just her chin, she has a very bizarre nose too. The nostril sides (whatever you call them!) are almost non existent. She would be an absolute nobody with no chance in h*ll of making it in Hollywood if it weren’t for her aggressive famous parents.
Jan 18th, 2011
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