Quickies: Happiness is a Warm Gun

Jan 14, 20110

Dita Von Teese’s cleavage is too offensive for CSI. (Socialite Life)

Gwyneth Paltrow Explores Her Own Ass Part IV: The Working Mother’s Day. (Holy Moly)

Jesse James tweets about the sniper-rifle love that he has for Kat Von D. (Allie is Wired)

Temeca Freeman is giving Coco a run for her money in the “big enough to eat a city” ass category. (Egotastic!)

Keeley Hazell has a weird name, but a fantastic body. (UseMyComputer)

Selena Gomez is banging underage Justin Bieber, and has ditched her purity ring to prove it. (Celebs.com)

Are Christina Hendrick’s famous huge “natural” boobs really fake after all? (INF Daily)

Candice Swanepoel > Other Victoria Secret Angels. Photographic proof! (Moe Jackson)

Alicia Silverstone looks the picture of health and vitality. (Celebslam)

The Housewives are desperate for more money. I guess $8.8 million a year is too paltry a sum. (Seriously? OMG!)

Is it jut me, or does Megan Fox’s face look weird and puffy? (Popoholic)

My favorite link of the week: Hot Guy Friday! (Celebitchy)