Megan Fox Golden Globes Fail

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What in the holy hell happened to Megan Fox? She showed up at the Golden Globes looking like she was fresh off a year in a concentration camp. And not just any concentration camp, but a concentration camp where they make you wear a hornet’s nest as a helmet while Ike Turner works out his anger issues on your face. The only way this makes any sense is if Brian Austin Green’s penis is really an evil amulet filled with poison and laxatives.

Wearing the latest in breast-binding rhinestone seatbelts:

PHOTO CREDIT: Fame Pictures

15 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. me

    She doesnt look anything like she used to. i hope she doesnt have any more surgery, she better have learnt her lesson after last years extreme FAIL of plastic surgery she had.

  2. sonya

    God, it’s like any minute her face will peel back to reveal an alien.

  3. abby

    In that pic on the right her necks look like one of those African people’s necks after they remove the stack of rings. Except, you know, white.

  4. Mishie

    She is kind of reminding me of Lara Flynn Boyle in her emaciated days

  5. littlebird

    hyperbole much?

  6. fox_girl_moto

    wow i never really noticed but her tats and placement of them she pretty much copied angelina jolie.. is that who shes tryin to look like now?

  7. det_tec

    she looks like one of those plastic surgerized, middle aged Beverly Hills housewives in the face, and her body is emaciated. she clearly has a plastic surgery addiction as well as an eating disorder. it’s hard to feel sorry for her, though, because she did bring it on herself by putting all her eggs in the vanity/male gaze basket. it is not paying off on a personal or a professional level. maybe if she had some girlfriends, she would have someone who cares enough to sit her down for a talk and get her some help, but as she says – she’s not a girls girl. she would rather be consumed with male relationships. like the one with her 40 year old douche of a husband, who wants his 24 year old trophy to remain deathly insecure and nonthreatening to his male ego. or whatever male friends she claims to have, who clearly aren’t bothered with her rapid transformation into a haggard porn star. I hope she has maintained family connections, because she has made some horrible life choices fulled by narcissism. she needs some serious help.

  8. belgradar

    i am so glad they replaced her on transformers she used to be hot not she is a bony dog

  9. tj

    This is really sad. She doesn’t even look like a 25 year old, she looks like she’s pushing 40. I just do not understand why young starlets think that the mask face coupled with anorexic body (which also removes almost all volume from the face) looks good.

  10. She looks thinner now compared to how she looks at the Transformers movies. I think she still looks beautiful but she was way hotter before.

  11. Jennie85

    she looks absolutely stunning.. what are you people talking about?

  12. Her face is the real problem. What the hell did she do to her face? I don’t understand why anyone would take their face from pretty to ugly I thought the point of plastic surgery is to make you more beautiful not uglier. She looks very UGLY! I’m not surprised at her body because most of Hollywood is anorexic, but her face looks waxy and plastic as hell and most stars are good at hiding surgeries by making minor changes and still looking natural while with Megan it’s obvious she’s been under the knife way too many times. I hate her new nose.

  13. leigh

    DEATHLY INSECURE!!!

  14. Paris

    What the hell?? :( I really hope most of of this happened because of weight loss or something. But I can tell her nose is like waay different.

    She doesn’t look horrendous but she’s definitely getting there.
    Sad. :( She looked so cute before wtf!

    Idiot insecure people. This is what happens when you’re not happy with what you have. ugh!!

  15. Myself

    What’s the big deal? I really don’t see a problem with how she looks. One minute she’s too fat, then she’s too skinny.Who is anyone to judge her? She looks perfectly fine and probably better than anyone who’s posted here. What’s throwing people off isn’t her weight, it’s her skin. She isn’t wearing makeup ALL OVER with bronzer EVERYWHERE like every other celebrity does and so she looks a little uneven and older…

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