Jan 18, 201110
Jennifer Aniston in Allure
Tags: allure, bangs, Jennifer Aniston, teddy bear
No, this isn’t Jennifer Aniston’s Facebook profile pic — it’s part of her photoshoot for next month’s Allure magazine. Her actual Facebook profile pic is probably something much less creepy. Like a picture of her weeping onto a photo of Brad Pitt and drying the tears with her hair, for instance.
Because nothing says “desperate” like a 41-year old clutching a teddy bear:
PHOTO CREDIT: Allure
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
That header picture looks like one of those awful porcelain dolls they sell in your weekend newspaper.
Jan 18th, 2011
Captain_Insano
Why do they even need to take pictures for these magazines? They could just draw fucking cartoon and it would look more real than these.
Jan 18th, 2011
abby
I especially like the dead eyes. Empty, just like her womb.
Jan 18th, 2011
anony
Who the fuck is she trying to kid?
She looks like one of the Boston Strangler’s victims.
Blond? Oprah would look better as a blond.
She’s about as alluring as roadkill.
Jan 18th, 2011
emily
There’s something very “Sarah Jessica Parker” meets “Olson twins” about these…
Jan 18th, 2011
TheSnarkyKansan
Seriously what is with these women and botox? “Look I have no wrinkles!” You also have no expression!
Jan 18th, 2011
ex lax
who did that nose?
Jan 18th, 2011
CJ
I would love to see pictures of the people leaving comments…I can only imagine the mongoloids commenting on Jennifer Aniston. It would be hilarious.
Jan 19th, 2011
Corii
I agree with CJ. I bet 100% of the people commenting with “Shes fake or who is she trying to fool” are fat as hell, living in their parents basements while throwing back some donuts.
“I’m fat because I eat my pain away” boohoo hit the fucking gym
Jan 19th, 2011
spatz
lol at cj and corii–why the extremes? maybe people commenting are oh i don’t’ know normal people who are killing a few minutes at work reading this blog? why does it always have to come down to “fat living in their parents basement?”
people who are fat and live in their parents basement don’t read gossip blogs. don’t they play video games and “eat donuts?”
Jan 19th, 2011
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