Sophie Monk is Engaged
Tags: engaged, jimmy esebag, sophie monk
Australian “actress” Sophie Monk isn’t even D-list on a good day, but I literally have nothing else to write about unless you want to review a two-page analysis of Justin Bieber’s latest haircut (no, really), so just shut your stupid piehole and quit with the “who?!’s” and “zzzzzz’s” already. Anyway, she just got engaged to some old dude I’ve never heard of. There. That wasn’t so hard, was it? Us Magazine says:
Sophie Monk, 31, announced her engagement to 50-year-old American businessman Jimmy Esebag on Tuesday.
“I got engaged,” Monk revealed during an Australian radio interview (via Sydney Morning Herald). “It feels right — I think you know when you know.”
Describing Esebag as her “soul partner,” the Spring Breakdown star added that she’s “marrying a male version of myself, which is dangerous but good. He’s a keeper.”
Did you catch that? She’s 31 and he’s 50. Which means when he was 31, she was just going into the sixth grade. Sorta makes my hanging out by the middle school soccer field seem a little less creepy now. The defense rests, your honor!
Looking like death warmed over last year (rows 1 & 2); at the premiere of one of those stupid Kardashian shows last month (3):
PHOTO CREDIT: Fame Pictures
3 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
You know what REALLY feels right? That he’s chairman of the board of the company that owns Playboy.
Too bad he happens to look like that guy who’s always in Adam Sandler’s movies: http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/79733212.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF8789215ABF3343C02EA54842B5C0B0419180A9566121383AF8A7A9535AD2EDA4FF7770E30A760B0D811297
Jan 25th, 2011
XYZ
Smb should fix her face, she looks scary.
Jan 26th, 2011
burner
Fug and no talent at all.
Jan 26th, 2011
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