Charlie Sheen has had such success with rehab in the past that he’s doing this round of treatment at home. 9 out of 10 doctors agree, there’s nothing more therapeutic for an addict than putting him back in the same environment that fostered his addiction and surrounding him with all of his known triggers. TMZ says:

Charlie Sheen doesn’t have to travel far to get better — he’s doing rehab at home.

The expert and other professionals are coming to Charlie’s gated community in L.A. for privacy reasons. Many rehab facilities can be tricky when it comes to patients and others spilling secrets.

Yes, I can only imagine what would happen if embarrassing details of his life became fodder for the media. In other news, Radar Online is reporting that he’s blown half a million on hookers and porn stars in the last six months alone. And you can see why after you hear Kacey Jordan’s testimony to his virility and erotic finesse. E! Online says:

Exactly how was Sheen in the sack?

“It was OK,” Jordan tells us. “It didn’t last very long. Because he was so [fucked] up. When you’re that high…his performance wasn’t very long.”

By her count, [Sheen] clocked in at just over two and a half minutes. She alleges he later made some “excuses” for his abbreviated performance.

“It was a three-minute ordeal,” Jordan says of the hookup, which happened right before she left his house. “After sex we just sat in bed and he held on to me. He wouldn’t stop kissing my feet. He promised me he’d get me a Bentley.”

In his defense, her feet were probably the only part of her not crawling with herpes simplexes and papilloma viruses. And cuddling was probably the only thing that nobody had ever done to her before.