Being Subtle Isn’t Dr. Rey’s Specialty

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Dr. Robert Rey is just totally surprised to see the paps waiting outside BOA Steakhouse. He was so not expecting them, and he just happened to have a copy of his new book on him. Here, you want to see my new book? Please, allow me put it against the magnificent billboard of my freshly waxed chest. You see? Wouldn’t you love to have a Body by Rey? Please visit my website, www.bodybyrey.com to pre-order this amazing book.  I am just so tickled at this unexpected opportunity, that I will throw my hands up into the air and thank my surgically enhanced stars.

Seriously, this guy is about as subtle as Kim Kardashian’s ass.

Cheesing it up:

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  1. anony

    This guy has perfected how to be gay without actually being gay.

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