Feb 11, 20111
Britney Spears Shames Son
Tags: bad hair, Britney Spears, Jayden, karate practice, roots, ugly
I love Jayden James Federline’s face here. He’s thinking to himself, “Damn bitch, why did you have to let your looks go? All the kids laugh at me and tell me how you used to be so hot, and then how you went batshit insane and now you’d qualify as a MILF only after pounding a bottle of tequila, and even then you might need a paper bag. I mean, look at your nasty-ass hair. What the fuck, woman? It’s like you’re channeling Eddie Munster with that hairline. Girl, you need to get yourself to a salon.”
Taking Jayden to karate. Boy’s going to need it!
Photo source: Fame Pictures













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Funny man
She has the neck of a quarterback. A fat quarterback
Feb 12th, 2011
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